Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
Here are some amazing tips on how to put together a good reel. Just in time for CTNX!
this is my only hypothesis
WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!
I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.
PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.
JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE
SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF.
For the time being I think I found a work around to my lack of blendshapes in Unity.
Just repainted some skin weights and now the blends aren’t even needed so cool that’s done ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
pittskrieg said: Replace Maya with Max, and you’ve just lived the last year of my life. Except Unity didn’t support blend shapes until we were halfway done
All the tutorials I’m finding are telling me that UNITY 4.3 SUPPORTS BLENDSHAPES NOW YAY JUST DO THESE THINGS— and I do them and the shapes aren’t there??
When I click on my mesh in the gameobject it SAYS it has 10 blendshapes but they still don’t show up in the animation clip. Also I’m supposed to see a node called Skinned Mesh Renderer on my gameobjects but it’s never there what am I doing wrong
Learning how to import Maya animations into Unity. Not nearly as simple as I had hoped it would be but I got my animations to work!!
I just need to figure out how to get them to incorporate my corrective blendshapes because wow this mesh needs them really badly uguuu
THE IRON GIANT
The Iron Giant Collectible Figure
The 16″ tall figure will have over 30 points of articulation, light features, and other fun surprises! Accompanying The Iron Giant will be a Hogarth figure, scraps of metal for him to munch on and a Seafood sign that has a removable “S” to put on his chest. He will also include an interchangeable head and gun attachment, giving a choice of displaying the figure as the regular version, or the “War” version! The figure was designed from the actual CG files used in the film, for ultimate accuracy.
Need this toy. Need to start saving money…